Jenlegont is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, deceitful bird.

Jenlegont created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenlegont, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jenlegont, it will turn you into a tree.

Jenlegont's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Jenlegont's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Jenlegont.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Worship no other gods but Jenlegont.

5. Always wear cyan.