Miflunwon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing wren.

Miflunwon created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Miflunwon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Miflunwon, he will not care.

Miflunwon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Miflunwon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Never paint your head fawn.