Wegtafgod Pomfumvon Popquagflat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome fly.

Wegtafgod Pomfumvon Popquagflat created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegtafgod Pomfumvon Popquagflat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wegtafgod Pomfumvon Popquagflat, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wegtafgod Pomfumvon Popquagflat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Wegtafgod Pomfumvon Popquagflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.