Stigbabhinduss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, proud slug.

Stigbabhinduss created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigbabhinduss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stigbabhinduss, she will turn you into a dog.

Stigbabhinduss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Stigbabhinduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.