Binbonkbast is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless slug.

Binbonkbast created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binbonkbast, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Binbonkbast, she will be very unhappy.

Binbonkbast's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Binbonkbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.