Catkomlam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying ferret.

Catkomlam created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catkomlam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Catkomlam, he will turn you into a hamster.

Catkomlam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Catkomlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear green ear rings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Catkomlam must be the most important thing in your life.