Bonkarprap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful grasshopper.

Bonkarprap created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkarprap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bonkarprap, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bonkarprap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bonkarprap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Never wear cyan hats.

3. Never paint your feet magenta.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.