Bopjatbed is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind mouse.

Bopjatbed created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopjatbed, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bopjatbed, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bopjatbed's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bopjatbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Erect five titanium sculptures of Bopjatbed on top of important buildings.

3. You must pray to Bopjatbed six times a day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Put Bopjatbed first in all things.