Sinzustwon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional scorpion.

Sinzustwon created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinzustwon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sinzustwon, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sinzustwon's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Sinzustwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Worship no other gods but Sinzustwon.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.