Bissjigyab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awesome deer.

Bissjigyab created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissjigyab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bissjigyab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bissjigyab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bissjigyab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Put Bissjigyab first in all things.

5. Always help sick ants.