Nibcudmad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, vain rhinoceros.

Nibcudmad created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibcudmad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nibcudmad, he will not care at all.

Nibcudmad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nibcudmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Retreat if eight tortoises approach from the east.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.