Yimfig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sapient narwhal.

Yimfig created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimfig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yimfig, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yimfig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Yimfig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Yimfig on top of all buildings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look in ponds.