Didcunman is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ruthless octopus.

Didcunman created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didcunman, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Didcunman, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Didcunman's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Didcunman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help snails.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.