Dadbansas is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring jackal.

Dadbansas created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadbansas, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dadbansas, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dadbansas' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dadbansas' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.