Stersadpag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able butterfly.

Stersadpag created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stersadpag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stersadpag, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Stersadpag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Stersadpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Never bounce in the presence of tortoises.

3. Stersadpag loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.