Bafdinkim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying chinchilla.

Bafdinkim created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bafdinkim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bafdinkim, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bafdinkim's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bafdinkim's Holy Commandments

1. Bafdinkim loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Do not take Bafdinkim's name in vain.

3. Bafdinkim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look at black holes.