Bissdaghig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring weasel.

Bissdaghig created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissdaghig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bissdaghig, she will curse you with boils.

Bissdaghig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bissdaghig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. You must love Bissdaghig.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Bissdaghig loves badgers, so they must be respected.