Higtanbim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong bee.

Higtanbim created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Higtanbim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Higtanbim, she will make you grow a tail.

Higtanbim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Higtanbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Higtanbim.

3. Higtanbim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.