Wikcissidbum is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, kind hedgehog.

Wikcissidbum created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikcissidbum, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wikcissidbum, she will be mildly annoyed.

Wikcissidbum's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Wikcissidbum's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Wikcissidbum on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always obey Wikcissidbum's priests.