Zangedpop is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm shark.

Zangedpop created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zangedpop, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zangedpop, it will turn you into a rat.

Zangedpop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Zangedpop's Holy Commandments

1. Zangedpop loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.