Gabcenhon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing seal.

Gabcenhon created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabcenhon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gabcenhon, he will torture you forever.

Gabcenhon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gabcenhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Retreat if nine bats approach from the north.