Jigdonzan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud mink.

Jigdonzan created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigdonzan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jigdonzan, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jigdonzan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jigdonzan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Never sit near birds.