Omthitlit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless coyote.

Omthitlit created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omthitlit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Omthitlit, she will be very unhappy.

Omthitlit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Omthitlit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Omthitlit seven times a day.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never paint your face pink.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

5. Retreat if eight rats approach from the west.