Dangoddun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm wasp.

Dangoddun created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dangoddun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dangoddun, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dangoddun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dangoddun's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Run away if five porpoises approach from the east.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear purple corsets.