Veenrillcam is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, capable rhinoceros.

Veenrillcam created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenrillcam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Veenrillcam, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Veenrillcam's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Veenrillcam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta goats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.
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