Nellmannur is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, almighty hyena.

Nellmannur created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nellmannur, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nellmannur, it will not care at all.

Nellmannur's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nellmannur's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Run away from purple seals, for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Worship no other gods but Nellmannur.