Fedyartgud Renquamsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful raccoon.

Fedyartgud Renquamsaf created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedyartgud Renquamsaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fedyartgud Renquamsaf, he will not invite you to parties.

Fedyartgud Renquamsaf's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fedyartgud Renquamsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine shrews approach from the south.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Always obey Fedyartgud Renquamsaf's priests.