Dissyikhim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent deer.

Dissyikhim created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissyikhim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dissyikhim, it will make you grow a tail.

Dissyikhim's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dissyikhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Never skip near monkeys.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the east.