Fumjanvinwabfabcadlid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humorless naga.

Fumjanvinwabfabcadlid created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fumjanvinwabfabcadlid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fumjanvinwabfabcadlid, he will not care.

Fumjanvinwabfabcadlid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fumjanvinwabfabcadlid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Worship no other gods but Fumjanvinwabfabcadlid.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.