Flagweefed is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, wise bird.

Flagweefed created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagweefed, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flagweefed, it will turn you into a slug.

Flagweefed's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Flagweefed's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flagweefed.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.