Satpoggep is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, grumpy goose.

Satpoggep created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satpoggep, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Satpoggep, she will remove you from existence.

Satpoggep's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Satpoggep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not take Satpoggep's name in vain.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not speak about grapes.