Dobcamwad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous rhinoceros.

Dobcamwad created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dobcamwad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dobcamwad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dobcamwad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dobcamwad's Holy Commandments

1. Dobcamwad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must love Dobcamwad.

5. Never think about stars.