Henruttvid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonest warg.

Henruttvid created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henruttvid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Henruttvid, she will destroy your favourite star.

Henruttvid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Henruttvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near cats.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Erect eight lead sculptures of Henruttvid on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.