Nabpagsat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, smart snake.

Nabpagsat created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Nabpagsat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nabpagsat, she will turn you into a plant.

Nabpagsat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nabpagsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.