Ruttmetgatrak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing squid.

Ruttmetgatrak created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttmetgatrak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ruttmetgatrak, it will turn you into a mole.

Ruttmetgatrak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ruttmetgatrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Run away if six sharks approach from the north.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Always look after injured bats.