Nuttnangod Mipgeddogtitmumjop is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast mole.

Nuttnangod Mipgeddogtitmumjop created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttnangod Mipgeddogtitmumjop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nuttnangod Mipgeddogtitmumjop, she will send you a sign.

Nuttnangod Mipgeddogtitmumjop's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nuttnangod Mipgeddogtitmumjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention doves.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Erect four silicon sculptures of Nuttnangod Mipgeddogtitmumjop on top of important buildings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.