Somnabgad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, idiotic goose.

Somnabgad created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Somnabgad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Somnabgad, he will send you a sign.

Somnabgad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Somnabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Never write about cell theory.