Cebaflogstragbonkcim is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, capable frog.
Cebaflogstragbonkcim created humanity three billion years ago.
If you believe in Cebaflogstragbonkcim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in Cebaflogstragbonkcim, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Cebaflogstragbonkcim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Cebaflogstragbonkcim's Holy Commandments
1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
2. Always obey Cebaflogstragbonkcim's priests.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not dye your hair green.