Hadmidflat is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring hippopotamus.

Hadmidflat created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadmidflat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hadmidflat, she will turn you into a mole.

Hadmidflat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hadmidflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.