Mobwiggatmet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient lion.

Mobwiggatmet created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Mobwiggatmet, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mobwiggatmet, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mobwiggatmet's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Mobwiggatmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mobwiggatmet.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.