Titbesscit is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless ant.
Titbesscit created a photon six trillion years ago.
If you believe in Titbesscit, he will approve.
If you do not believe in Titbesscit, he will turn you into a dog.
Titbesscit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Titbesscit's Holy Commandments
1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not speak about pineapples.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Titbesscit loves turtles, so they must be respected.