Sitjappid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest frog.

Sitjappid created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sitjappid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sitjappid, he will turn you into a worm.

Sitjappid's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sitjappid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help mites in need.