Nabjatpidbid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered yak.

Nabjatpidbid created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabjatpidbid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nabjatpidbid, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nabjatpidbid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Nabjatpidbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Nabjatpidbid loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Never write about amino acids.