Bigkamhun is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind cat.

Bigkamhun created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigkamhun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bigkamhun, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bigkamhun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bigkamhun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.