Renkikveg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing warg.

Renkikveg created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renkikveg, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Renkikveg, he will turn you into a dog.

Renkikveg's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Renkikveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Never paint your neck purple.