Wikflaghim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous finch.

Wikflaghim created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Wikflaghim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wikflaghim, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wikflaghim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wikflaghim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wikflaghim first in all things.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wikflaghim.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. You must pray to Wikflaghim six times a day.