Ortlabyik Riphadveg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful dingo.

Ortlabyik Riphadveg created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Ortlabyik Riphadveg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ortlabyik Riphadveg, it will be very sad.

Ortlabyik Riphadveg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ortlabyik Riphadveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Ortlabyik Riphadveg loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Do not take Ortlabyik Riphadveg's name in vain.