Stantikhom is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, confident snake.

Stantikhom created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stantikhom, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stantikhom, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Stantikhom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stantikhom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five gulls approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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