Sanontlig Mitfotman is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered jellyfish.

Sanontlig Mitfotman created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Sanontlig Mitfotman, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sanontlig Mitfotman, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sanontlig Mitfotman's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sanontlig Mitfotman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.