Ganzedciss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish fly.

Ganzedciss created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganzedciss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ganzedciss, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ganzedciss' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ganzedciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never run in the presence of turtles.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ganzedciss.

5. Respect your elders.